Family:

“Happy Birthday. And no, you can’t eat the cake yet U:”

Friends:

“Oh dear, I didn’t know it was your birthday. Happy Birthday, anyway.”

Best friends:

“Omg, it’s your Birthday! I don’t even know how old you are, but congratz! :D”

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What will really happen:

Everybody else:

“Happy Birthday ~”

Me:

“YAY! It’s my birthday! And why am I THAT happy? I’m getting older and older… and haven’t done anything in my life…

oh well; where’s the cake? UU:”

Family:

“Happy Birthday. And no, you can’t eat the cake yet U:”

Friends:

“Oh dear, I didn’t know it was your birthday. Happy Birthday, anyway.”

Best friends:

“Omg, it’s your Birthday! I don’t even know how old you are, but congratz! :D”

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What will really happen:

Everybody else:

“Happy Birthday ~”

Me:

“YAY! It’s my birthday! And why am I THAT happy? I’m getting older and older… and haven’t done anything in my life…

oh well; where’s the cake? UU:”